One day an object fell from the sky and hit me smack in the balls. Kian Hoong shouted damn loud cuz his banana split too!! After everything that happened, it seems so fun and nice. It was fun having Midna over over as we played Twilight Princess, and nice of her to cook dinner. Half way into cooking, he felt the urge to get rid of some crap, but he didn't do so. Pussy. I just took the trouble to get it done ASAP. Then Daniel took a porno* and ran into the toilet and did as fast as he could. He then did everything and it seemed to be like rojak**. I couldn't believe my eyes! Midna made a plate of rojak! But how? She just chuckled (you guessed it...sexily.). Yea that's right. you know what i'm talking about. As usual no one understood my gibberish. I give up. Suddenly there was a loud BOOM! OMG IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT! Then Daniel said: "Shit Happens!!". Then suddenly he felt like going to the toilet to shit, so i need to find a public toilet in Chinatown, KL*** which is very dirty. So Midna threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine and sat beside me. She'd be gone in the Twilight Realm for 2 weeks.****
*Daniel is the cleanest among these guys. He never watches porn because he dosen't like it. Edward's just being jealous he isn't like that.
**Rojak is a Malaysian dish of mixed fruits and vege with a spicy tangy sauce. Also used as a term to describe something that's very jumbled up
***KL - Kuala Lumpur. Capital of Malaysia. Very knocked-up city with scattered red-light districts and dumpsites
****This is gonna be the last time that Calvin ends the story for a while...
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