First of Many

We write all sorts of wierd stories by contributing random paragraphs and lines, each having a weak link with the last one and in the end put it all together. In the end we come up ith a really bombastic piece of work, and here's our first.

I've colour coded the entries to the authors as shown below

 Scott    Daniel    Edward    Hoong    Calvin 

2 Days into our journey, the van ran out of gas. We were stranded. After an hour a b**** walked to me and asked for help because she is so thirsty. I go to 7 Eleven to buy 7-Up but no stock so I go to SpeedMart 99. Midna scanned all my items sexily. She smiled at me and said sexily, "That'll be 59.99!" I paid her. She then chuckled sexily. Ater keeping all the items in a plastic bags (sexily), she sexily closed the counter and floated across the room sexily. She glanced at me sexily through her right eye. Her left eye was covered by the fused shadow she was wearing. Midna followed me sexily everywhere. Finally I asked her, "So why are you following me?". She grinned sexily and said, "Well, I'm feeling pretty attached to you...hee hee hee." Laughing with an evil gesture, we immediately plan an assination on him. Squee, Spleen and Spoon took the initiative to plant bmbs with barrels filled with blood. As soon as Kardel took out the leader, the troops came running out of their barracks and that's when the mines exploded. All the soldiers had the shit scared out of them. I didn't care. I just continued forward and saw the scene. It was as if Hiroshima happened again. The devastation was worse than a shitstorm. I couldn't see any hope in the scene. All was lost. I found an unspent grenade on the ground. I pulled the pin and threw it behind me. Midna screamed sexily, "What the hell are you doing?!". "Getting rid of...uninvited guests." I replied. She gasped sexily, and warped us out of there before any shadow beasts could get to us. Yes, sexily. Then Kian Hoong came out from the box without wearing anything and asked, "If I put a bomb into her bra what will happen? She replied "I don't know." Then Kian Hoong revealed the answer and said "Volcano Split!". Then he asked again, "What if I put a bomb into his underpants?" And he said: "Banana Split!" He laughed all the way. It will be a choice of life, Alive or dead and all that had happened will end. Your life will depend on what choice you make. It wasn't long before he realised a nuke was en route. Midna looked really scared now, and sexy, but Solid Snake saved us. Metal Gear managed to take the nuke. Midna just looked sexily at me and warped us home. And we lived Happily (and Sexily) ever after.