Monday, March 21, 2011

Drinking and Driving

Being responsible drivers and driving instructors, this is what we end up doing when shooting vodka or drinking beer is out of the question...


I believe you should do the same too if you're planning to drive.

THIS IS A COMMUNITY SERVICE MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY AIRBAG DRIVING ACADEMY™.
No instructors, poor innocent bystanders or students were harmed in the production of this clip....

...unless Calvin's secretly diabetic.

Friday, March 04, 2011

Limited Editions

It's like this folks. We ain't for sale. Ever since Ed poured out his wallet to buy the last idiot on the shelf...


We're now an exceptionally rare protected species.

SO TAKE CARE OF US. We love you. KTHKXBAI

Monday, January 24, 2011

Getting It On Again

Somehow, I think that this is going to work...



...and then fall apart.

Let it Snow

We're back. Hope you enjoy the new banner.

Christmas is over, but who the hell cares? It can't snow in Malaysia anyway!

...or can it?


Sunday, May 23, 2010

You Monkey

We're BACK with a short message from on of our qualified instructors, Scott Roger Thomas.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo... one was found at uptown McD ransacking the garbage. Another was found in the One Utama GSC watching clash of the titans. The last one was found reading this.
Now, back to the REAL content.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Re:Programmed

HIDDEN MANUAL FOR CASIO FX-570 ES CALCULATORS

This manual was not published by Casio as it contains hidden features of the fx-570 ES that allows you to store formulae and data inside it.

WARNING: YOUR DEVICE WARRANTY IS VOID UPON INSERTION OF ANY FOREIGN MEDIA.

To access the service, open the hidden latch at the top and insert a MicroSD containing your data in .CSV format. Maximum size of data should be 22KB, or 2000 values, whichever comes first.



Press the MODE key followed by the M+ key. You should get a screen that says: (note: this will only function if a card is present in the slot)




Keys 1, 2, and 3 map to the three card functions. 1 is to view details, 2 is to reformat and 3 is to overwrite the memory.

Key 1 allows you to view the empty space in the card.



Key 2 provides formatting functions. The Casio fx-570 ES models are capable of formatting cards to ext2, ext3 and FAT32 file systems. Do bear in mind that formatting will erase ALL DATA present on the card.



Function 3 is to overwrite the calculator's internal memory with a fdifferent operating system (OS) . Currently, there are no uses for this function. However, there are plans to port the Linux kernel to CASIO calculators and calculators of other models.

WARNING: Use this at your own risk. Casio, Daniel Anthony and Airbag Driving Academy™, including it's Qualified Instructors are NOT responsible for any damages, reversible or irreversable to your calculator. The above parties are also not to be held responsible if your calculator is not allowed to be brought into the examination hall.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Tale From The Toilet

One day an object fell from the sky and hit me smack in the balls. Kian Hoong shouted damn loud cuz his banana split too!! After everything that happened, it seems so fun and nice. It was fun having Midna over over as we played Twilight Princess, and nice of her to cook dinner. Half way into cooking, he felt the urge to get rid of some crap, but he didn't do so. Pussy. I just took the trouble to get it done ASAP. Then Daniel took a porno* and ran into the toilet and did as fast as he could. He then did everything and it seemed to be like rojak**. I couldn't believe my eyes! Midna made a plate of rojak! But how? She just chuckled (you guessed it...sexily.). Yea that's right. you know what i'm talking about. As usual no one understood my gibberish. I give up. Suddenly there was a loud BOOM! OMG IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT! Then Daniel said: "Shit Happens!!". Then suddenly he felt like going to the toilet to shit, so i need to find a public toilet in Chinatown, KL*** which is very dirty. So Midna threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine and sat beside me. She'd be gone in the Twilight Realm for 2 weeks.****


*Daniel is the cleanest among these guys. He never watches porn because he dosen't like it. Edward's just being jealous he isn't like that.

**Rojak is a Malaysian dish of mixed fruits and vege with a spicy tangy sauce. Also used as a term to describe something that's very jumbled up

***KL - Kuala Lumpur. Capital of Malaysia. Very knocked-up city with scattered red-light districts and dumpsites

****This is gonna be the last time that Calvin ends the story for a while...

Our Qualified Instructors

DANIEL ANTHONY a.k.a <3 ~>$t. Pinkie<~ c=
Specialty: Talking Cock

The big boss and founder of Airbag Driving Academy. Never fails to bring you up over and under the wall. Can talk non stop too, and makes you laugh when you're in the mood and his jokes are right. Source of jokes that grow old slowly and make you laugh even after hearing it for the tenth time.


SCOTT ROGER THOMAS
Specialty: Sparking Irrelevant Conversations

Retired army Seargent, SAS Trooper, G.I., call him whatever you want, but you can never wander off-topic as far as this guy can. Practical and verbal in his ability to induce laughter, nothing can get in his way when he's determined to do it - especially in sports...and shooting chickens that wake him up.


EDWARD SHAM
Specialty: Misinterpretations

The man behind the infamous Shitmiao conspiracy. It never got resolved as he has come up with all sorts of misinterpretations. Nothing can beat his response to the question "Have you ever experienced being away from home?". It was "Yes. To buy chewing gum."



CALVIN CHEW a.k.a. IceSky22AIZ
Specialty: Gradual Nervous Breakdown

You may hear a sudden shout and conversations laden with sound effects when you're with this guy. He changes the topic of a conversation in the wink of an eye and can lead you around and around before settling you on your desired answer...leaving you pretty speechless at the wild ride he just took you on.


YAP KIAN HOONG a.k.a. Endless
Specialty: Randomness

The still waters in him run deep and can drag out the laughter in you if you're willing to listen. Although quiet and quite solitary, he can get along fast enough to crank you up. Especially with scenes from Chinese Dramas and Anime. Given the chance he'll make your day, or tear it apart. The question is: Are you ready?

Colour Codes

When we write rollercoaster chain stories, the following colours refer to the author of the respective parts.

 Scott    Daniel    Edward    Hoong    Calvin